Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
I would walk 500 meters
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand
Meters to find a nemzeti dohánybolt